Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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