Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
