Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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