omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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