I look better un-naked...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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