i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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