I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
tell me about the fingering
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