Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Nicole vs. Life
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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