Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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