New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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