you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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