just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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