Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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