So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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