why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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