pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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