um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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