"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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