do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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