isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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