in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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