Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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