whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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