So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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