my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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