This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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