lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
