Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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