I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
