I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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