Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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