I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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