STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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