dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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