i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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