her vagine was all disorganized.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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