My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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