I feel great
I just peed on a car
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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