I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Man Helps Gorilla Find His Next Tinder Date
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??