gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married