And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger