Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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