it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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