idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i've created a new STD.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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