Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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