i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im six kinds of drunk right now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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