if you like me you must not know who I am
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
