Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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