Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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