I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
