God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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