This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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