He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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