The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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