Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
50% drunk capacity currently
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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