FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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