Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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