then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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