that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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